Terrific one liner Nigel, had me chuckling out loud.
Yes John, best keep the wood nice and wet and swollen to keep the steel rim on, not sure what the scrutineers would make of it, love to be there to get their reactions on a camcorder, could go viral on U-tube!
Eleanor claims that Constable`s "Hay Wain" wouldn`t look quite the same with that bike in the stream instead of the cart?
But isn`t the whole thing a wonderful flight of creative imagination,humour and execution!
Trevor